Still a bitch

I honestly thought yesterdays mental drama was just a one off thing. I woke up feeling like the biggest bitch on earth. But no worries, karma kicked this bitch in the ass.
21 degrees today, nice and sunny. A nice little top/dress would to do today, so i said. Stepped out into the streets to get some lunch and noticed people were looking at me.
In my mind i was like " What?? Its WARM! don't like it sue me. i just bought it".
Being curious and all, i decided to look at my reflection.. and to my biggest horror, guess what i saw?
Highways running along my butt. I knew something was wrong when i wore the dress, what was wrong was the damn Underwear i was wearing! How embarrasing...i almost wanted to run to a corner and not move and just scream at everyone who looked at me to fuck off and die..(haha, not really).
But those underwear with a dress made out of really thin material. BRAgh! I'm glad i'm in my room right now, hiding in my little corner aka room.

oh and do you know what else pissed me off? The contact lenses that i've been wearing for the past 2 days. I keep on thinking it's an eyelash that has gotten stuck between my eye and the lenses. I would have dug my eyes out trying to find for that non existent lash of mine. I decided i had enough of it so i took it out, just to find that that stupid lenses were actually torn. I've been wearing torn lenses.
Can you blame me for being so cynical and bitchy? urgh.
I'm sure after she leaves i'm going to feel much better. soon..soon. another 15 minutes.
AH, GONE GONE!