Bat cave

Since I chopped my hair, I've been waking up with a bat cave above my head almost every morning. The only thing missing are bats and guano (Movies have thought me lots of things, the word "guano" was learned from watching Ace Ventura: When nature calls). haha.

Every night before I go to bed, I worry about how my hair will look like when I wake up. And when I wake up, I sit for a moment visioning every strand of hair on my head and how it's going to stand. So before I look into the mirror, I'd run my hair through my fingers. In my mind, it's not that bad. Bumpy in certain places,but nothing water can't solve. It's only when I look in the mirror that I realise why mirrors are not my best friends. How shit is it to look in the mirror and see this :



What a horrific sight. I know some girls have their hair that way, BIG on the top and very little at the bottom. What the hell were they thinking? It's probably the most unflattering cut anyone can have. It gives me the cringe when I look at the drawing. Totally resembles the black thing on my head. Even Wednesday Adams had better hair. Remind me to appreciate my hair next time around. Long is good. Long is good. Long is GOod. Or find a good hair stylist. All bad hair stylist should be shot dead.

If I were to die tomorrow, I'd definitely put a picture of myself with the bat cave. But I believe I'm still going to be alive tomorrow and I would also Love to conform to those girls that like to pucker up and show off my beautiful hair for the whole world to see. Picture 1, side view. Picture 2, front view. Picture 3, rear view. Picture 4, peace sign. Picture 5, pretending to eat food. Picture 6, me getting bitch slapped.

Cheers to wonderful hair. I'm grateful to have hair on my head.